Practical Comparative Theologies in Practice

War is not a racket.

Smedley Butler was disgruntled.

War is the inevitable result of failure to communicate a difference of opinion.

Some say religion causes most wars. I say it causes all of them: too much or too little.

Religion is a search for universal and eternal truth, via Socrates, Jesus, and Buddha. You've heard of them. Google it. And the truth shall set you free.

It's not a system of justifiable mistakes to shoot yourself in the foot, stab each other in the back, and blame somebody that will turn around and eat your lunch and drink your milk.

Some traditions believe everyone has to be dumb enough to be pushed around by anyone dumb enough to believe it. I believe man was created in the image of an omnipotent and eternal creator. I try not to disappoint Him in public. But if you just happened to be eavesdropping when the phone company stood idly by and let collections try to kill me, you believe me when I say you didn't see me hit anybody. If you were looking at something, that was not it. I'm sure it sounded bad, but I also know I had felons mimicking and mocking me right before Steve Jobs died, saying my exact words, but rudely. I caught surveillance putting some extra in the frame recently. See attached.

Somebody said police raped a girl after she sat next to me on the bus. I don't mean to cast unfounded aspersions, but there was a sketch in the paper of a little Mexican dressed like me. So whatever passes for police probably knew about it. I didn't find out until after collections tried to kill me. I had no reason to suspect such beef at the time.

If it happened when I was there, I'm sorry. If it didn't, you came this far, don't stop now. I'm the type of FBI director wrap your phone cord around your neck and beat you to death with it. Oh it's cordless? Hold my beer. I'll just finish it, before I beat this guy with a portable phone.

Diplomatic immunity since 1992 fled the country in 2016. Whether Epstein killed himself or not, there's a reason they didn't arrest him before that. That's a 24-year op. I was turning in after 6 months but they weren't expecting me back. Through the Bible and intense prayer, I did it myself. Took me the rest of a year. I've been trying to reach the CIA for 9 years. Yo. Earth to Washington. That's a Democrat and a Republican. Don't even try it.

The corporate spyware has a family clause: you have to be married.

So whoever said I was married needs to bring me a million dollars. Joey Greco.

It's a cult. They heard you gave them an excuse. But religion is a search for universal and eternal truth. So you're either looking for the guy who did, or cheaters was not the moral authority we all thought it was. It wouldn't be an issue if some kid didn't get crippled, and if the Catholics sent you, that's why. So we're also looking for the guy who got my girl strung out so they could rip off Washington. They'd been trying to make me sell cocaine for 20 years at this point. Probably planning to since shortly before I got raped in surgery when I was 6 years old. Got tired of waitin.

So that's another reason I'm not dead. Nobody in real life ever got their cocaine from me.

And since nobody saw me do it, they had to presume they could just get me to do it later. Because it had to be my fault, I'm the one that joined the Army.

He's not going to let these cultists beat his nephew up and charge the army. They never served a day in their lives. They probably didn't need to die, but they didn't want us finding out.

But I don't know if it really even happened. He may not have even heard about it. He might think I'm lying about the whole thing. What I need him to believe is that I want what's right, and fair, and best for everybody. I'm not in it for the money, I'm in it for the medals. I have rewards to claim worth far more than anyone can ever expect to be paid. But I don't care if they're good guys or bad guys as long as they're Catholic. This needs to be known.

The gay revolution was staged at the Stonewall in 1969. My mother was a freshman in the same Catholic school as the victim 40 years later. Her mother died shortly thereafter. I never met my mom's mom. I got raped in surgery when I was 6 years old. I've had weirdos following me around my whole life. You know these gambling types. They were not oppressed, they were suspicious.

I never impersonated an officer or claimed to be affiliated with any agency of government since the army. Ten times the cop you'll ever be. But since I know what it really was, it wasn't a snitch, it was probably child services. I mean look at the roles for 2019. So I guess they just follow you around and snitch on a buncha people and leave you to find out about it in hell.

Why would they do that? Well we have to make as much money off these little blonde kids as possible to keep up with the phone company giving away whole bank franchises. To the cannibal warlord who massacred the Gujaratis in East Africa before they made him chief of the UN Security Council. If only we had a surviving Gujarati, oh yeah the new FBI Director.

Communications monopoly comes with a risk that the other guy might get carried away. You don't want to lose that connection, so you play along. But yeah we're going to need a starbase in South Africa. Navy. You're staying, right? Pakistan wants to sell Elon Musk a whites-only paradise in Haiti. I mean, it's only fair at this point. That's the name of the game, right? Lose a bunch of money and let us pay for it in ass. "Make love not war." Like it was a challenge. Or we can build a facility in South Africa.

To become a king of Scotland, one must: 

-Marry a virgin 

-Have sons

-The lairds must swear fealty 

You don't just start raping Scotsmen and telling me to shut up like we're supposed to blame each other. The Hindu caste system is very clear about being reincarnated as a king, you don't just go rape a 6-year-old boy and go around claiming your future children came from him. It's a real religion. It has holy marriage, last rites, and raping a 6-year-old doesn't make you a king.

Now there's a rumor that Hollywood does not pay normies back. They got talked into some scam, somebody lost a bet, whatever. But they'll forgive me if I cut a few corners. They're good for it. I even have something for highway. The guys who wanted me to sit down first, I've been trying to reach the CIA for 9 years. I requested a couple awards and a civil penalty. If they have any questions, I'd also like a workshop with a bed, bath, and refrigerator. But I didn't snitch on these guys. Happy to go over exactly whatever you quoted me saying in their presence. But if it's a numbers game, I'm worth more in almost every country because I didn't justify your involvement. You heard me say Catholics. I said Catholics. 

Never let a fool's lie deprive you of the master stroke.